NEWSFLASH!!! The being known as the Wizard of Azza has finally perfected a powerful new fragrance known as هرم. Expertly marketed through the cosmetics giant Azzalamalakum Inc. and known simply as PYRAMID in Western markets and around the world, this popular new fragrance shows strong evidence of space and time-shifting properties, as well as the ability to cause telepathy, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, astral projection, and olfactory orgasms (intense physical orgasms caused by the scent itself) even among droids.
AKA: Queen Aziza Laziza (Meroë, Kush Empire 591 B.C.); Az Allemande (writer and revolutionary activist, Paris 1735-1782); Azo͞oza the Wise One (renowned Sufi caliph, London, 1882-1910); Crazza (Brooklyn b-girl, 1983-1989); Azzalamalakum (Wondaland, 2010- Present); The Wizard of Azza (Metropolis, 2719)
First Investigated For: Her work with the Hiero Council, the secret team of Sudanese mystics, that worked with several pharaohs over many dynasties to help compile The Book of the Dead.
Favorite Historical Achievement: Convincing the insolent Pharaoh Thutmose III to let Moses and his people go after the plagues of Egypt struck in 1447 B.C.
Weapon of Choice: Nubian longbow with arrowheads dipped in black mamba venom; a seemingly endless array of powerful fragrances, spices, and spells (derivation unknown)
Hats and Superpowers: Special Projects Director & Experience Architect, Wondaland Arts Society; Publisher, Wondaland.com; Author, African Hi-Tech: Unlocking the Power of the Pyramid in Your Everyday Life
Hellwinter Notes: According to the Time Council, the Wizard of Azza has been working on another secret fragrance even more powerful than PYRAMID. This new scent is simply called حرية or FREEDOM. The Metropolis Police Force is actively petitioning the Time Council to add Azza to the Immortals Wanted list so that she can be apprehended in the 21st Century before this diabolical fragrance is released. For more details on Azza’s dangerous worldview, please see the inside of the PYRAMID fragrance box and read her poetic manifesto YOU ARE THE PYRAMID.