First Sign of Troublemaking: First grade. See her teacher Ms. Hampton’s concerned comments: “Kelli poked my husband in the belly. Then asked him if he was having a baby. What’s going on? Are you letting her watch Pulp Fiction at home or something?”
First Sign of Divination: First grade. Ms. Hampton’s husband really was pregnant. See the mysterious case of California vs. Hampton 1994.
AKA: Paranoid Patti (streets of Atlanta, 2010-Present); Nervy Murvy (2011); Blessit Bee (2719)
Disguise of Choice: Crazy Church Lady. Word on the street is that she hides acid jokes under her church hat.
Word on the Street Pt. 2: The divination and telepathy properties of this Wondaland operative are legendary. She once read a man’s mind behind a steel wall one mile away. She frequently claims that she predicted the fall of Rome in 230 A.D., but no one would listen to her. Her smart colleagues at Wondaland are doing their best to listen to her now.
Hats and Superpowers: Personal Manager of Deep Cotton (1832-Present); Wondaland Hostage Negotiation and Crisis Management; Janelle Monáe Tour Team (2011); Wondaland Director of Operations; Author of The K Files: 2,000 Years of Prophecy and Divination and I Laughed ‘Cause It Was Funny: The Everlasting Life and Signifying Jokes Of Kelli Andrews, Wondaland Superstar
Hellwinter Files: According to the Star Commission, Kelli has been traveling back and forth from 2719 to the 20th and 21st Century to assist Deep Cotton in its nefarious efforts to build the underwater rebel base known as New Atlantis. Her whereabouts are currently unknown.