First Investigated For: Smiling so broadly that the reflection of the sun off her teeth blinded an entire family fifty feet away. Age of 10.
AKA: Sho Nuff Sally (1878); Da Business (1996); Becky Beatit (2719)
Weapon of Choice: Razor-sharp smile with nitro-exploding teeth, complete with a rotating laser laugh
Bounty Hunter Note: “Suspect seems to possess the ability to make her listener do anything. AND WE MEAN ANYTHING. Bring earplugs.”
Invented: The “pass da plate” ritual found in many black churches while at a revival meeting in the swamps of Louisiana, 1735.
Hats and Superpowers: Chasemaster of the Janelle Monáe Fandroids; Professional Party Starter; Author, Superwoman in a Superworld
Hellwinter Notes: Surveillance files indicate that Jovian Zayne may be an Alpha Platinum 8800 with a cosmodrive chip. According to the MDC, Jovian Zayne spoke Petrodoppen at the alarming rate of 1500 words a minute with a roboagent at the corner of 53rd and 3rd— something virtually impossible for even an enhanced intellihuman to do. In addition, in one 24-hr period, Jovian Zayne singlehandedly solved the Pryfax Thermamystic Parallax Problem at Time University, then wrote Patrick Washington’s historic “Freedom For the Multitudes” speech, and then traveled to sixth-century Egypt to get some gold to match her outfit. The fact that Jovian works at this industrious genius rate everyday has Metropolis authorities certainly raising their eyebrows.