Last seen: Near the Arc De Triomphe in Paris, December 2011.
Words He Lives By: “Everything that is good is nasty. And nothing is good unless you play with it.”—George Clinton
Weapon of Choice: Cryptic stuttertalk; Electric George Washington wig complete with an exploding colonial hat.
Hats and Superpowers: Janelle Monáe Tour Management; Wondaland Hostage Negotiation and Crisis Management; MA in Groupie Relations and a PhD in Band Psychiatry, Author, No Sleep Til Wondaland: Traveling and Funking the World With Janelle Monáe and the ArchOrchestra
Hellwinter Files: According to the Time Council, Mr. Cohran has been traveling back and forth from his quiet upscale home in the Neon Valley district of Metropolis in 2719 to various locations in the 21st Century. He seems to be tour manager for Janelle Monáe and the ArchOrchestra, a ruthless revolutionary gang that is currently traveling the world, disrupting various entertainment ecosystems and starting riots and political insurrections disguised as concerts throughout the world.